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There are some things in life that words cannot explain. For those things one needs the services of a Linguizzard to create some new words.

Funny things happen when new words are invented. And not funny like “oh how strange that the whole world is suddenly talking about puntraps” – although that would be a beautiful thing to see.

No, in writing a book like this there are some inherent risks that one wouldn’t expect. One such a case is in trying to find a definition for words using Google – if, for example, you search for “things old women fight about” and “a word for dry chicken poop” in the same day, Google tends to get rather confused as to what kind of ads you should receive. Some odd remedies for haemorrhoids exist in this world, and somebody on Google is trying to sell them to me!

The words in this book were written with one goal in mind to entertain. Some may be useful, others just silly. Some are even a little cringe worthy and a few are not meant for kids. But by the time you are done, one thing is certain – you will have many new words to describe things that never needed description in the first place, and at least five new ways to insult people and make them believe it is a compliment.